Max Harris

"Fried apple pie. Yep."

"Don't buy for Christmas unless you want to stand in the cold for 20 minutes, then in the store for 15 more."

"@quique: I think electronic bill pay, email, UPS, FedEx, and the inability to guarantee two day delivery have more to do with it than bad service to people w/o plans."

"Hey peeps. Mayor here. Just asking you to be fully aware and prepared when you get to the counter. A lot of folks have places to go. We appreciate it when it moves fast. We can do it."

"If an inbound train is really crowded, wait for the next one. It'll be there shortly."

"Get it to go. Especially 12-1:30 on a weekday."