Jeremy Couto

"Wait a minute. I love that idea! *insert shocker here*"

"They don't card. Come here to drink illegally underage."

"Sweet tap dancing Christ! Alcohol is reeeeally expensive. Bring mini shots from the liquor store and poor them in your coke ;)"

"Just close your eyes and pretend is edible. Works every time."

"Ask for David, he's from Scotland! He's super nice too :)"

"Come in the month of February and get a free order of grits with every second check-in!"