Brian Campion

"If the 'Kong is flowing, don't stand within bitch slapping distance of Zak B."

"Order the flaming coffee drink!"

"Leave room for CARROT CAKE! It's phenom!"

"When you hear the Train whistle its a good time to go to the bathroom or you'll meet the wrath of Jordan...the Pain Train"

"Grab a cold brew and go lay in the hammock a while!"

"Pop a top, screw a cork, pull a tab, or hop in the pool. Point is...Good times and getting WET!"