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"Visit for the good beer, stay for the blackouts and tears!"

"If you put a few coins in the dryer and it says "Err", just wait a minute or two for it to reset, and you can continue putting in coins. Fun"

"Pants not required."

"The guy who said D trains are a rarity is an idiot. It's D and E for miles!"

"Albert's a good guy and gives a good haircut!"

"dont eat paint chips"