Wayne

"Second day in a row they've run out of towels. Second day the front desk staff seems like I'm bothering them when I'm asking them about it."

"Is it me or is this Chipotle stingy with its fillings?"

"They just added bahn mi (Vietnamese sandwiches) to their menu. Had the BBQ pork. It's excellent."

"Chocolate, strawberry and green tea Pocky!"