Kerry Crisp

"Skinny dipping. Sandy butt.drunk beach bitches...Aw ya"

"No grenades or landmines....ok landmines....but seriously no grenades"

"Clean house with non matching furniture....just needs another tv & tv stand please!"

"Great beer prices....for now"

"Show them that your checked in and you get a free game of soggy waffles!"

"This is the house on the block that has the creepy lady with cats"