Lenny Dopkin

"A chimpanzee is not a monkey. It is an ape. There's a difference."

"Make sure you're not here when they decide to play Christian Rock all night. Definitely will make me think twice about coming again."

"It's Tiffany Diner, not Tiffany's Diner."

"Waited forever for a waitress. Had to get up and leave. Maybe she was pooping?"

"Um, it's 3520 cottman ave, not main st."

"Tiffany not tiffany's"