Eric J

"get the spicy boy, off-menu. Burrata, hot honey, pepperoni"

"Chicken Parm had almost no chicken in it, but the ciabatta roll it comes on is pretty darn good. Also, during happy hour, there is free pizza at the bar!"

"Stuffed calamari is delicious. Also, any cheese dish is highly recommended."

"Meh. But she has to support herself somehow."

"don't piss off the neighbors"

"seriously though, the cat is annoying."