Bythe Hour

"There's two blondes & a redhead living here. Bring a *few* bottles."

"When both redheads are in the house, walk softly and carry a big glass of wine."

"Toni is the best! Don't settle for that weird guy Ray. ;)"

"Make sure to tip Capt Underbite for the friendly service."

"Stay away from the marsh grass & creek. We're trying to protect the otters."

"Keep your eyes up at all times..."