K Money

"Loudly demanding free rides here from the Pedicabs will get you a free ride if you try really hard. Strongly encouraged."

"If you go to the roof pool deck there's a machine that prints out IOs!!"

"If you check in before noon here the convenience store in the lobby will give you a free snack o your choice! Try it! It works!"

"Free waterboarding 9-5 weekdays"

"The bathrooms suck."