Jane Bell

"I only come here for the valuable Chinese food."

"Very gassy aftermath! Heavier than eating at maccas or the like :p"

"The priest here gives good handys if you're young enough"

"Epic bacon and eggs and best coffee on the street. Adorable wallpaper :)"

"Jews ftw bitchesss"

"Try filling it with liquid nitrogen, sticking ya dick in, thrust, then when you're about to come shatter your dick on her forehead."