Rand Eley

"There are plenty of other Subways around here. Go to one of those instead."

"Blast Three 6 Mafia and Lil Wayne to stay stoked!"

"Check out the longboards in the back and the best selection of Spy, Ray Ban, and Oakley sunglasses in the mall!!!"

"Get in the pit and throw up them bo's!"

"Try your favorite burrito with tofu instead of meat as a healthy, yet still tasty, alternative! Moe's knows tofu!"

"Don't focus solely on the light at the end of the tunnel, enjoy the journey that is the UGA Terry MBA program!"