Nick Osano

"It's best to give Irene a call before getting a haircut. Also, she doesn't take credit cards. BRING CASH."

"If you have a choice between working out on either Sat or Sun mornings, come on Sun mornings. It's a clusterf*** on Sat mornings. There are fewer people and parking is free on the streets on Sun."

"The chicken is to die for."

"Great massage for the price paid. My masseuse applied firm, strong pressure. I would definitely come back."

"Figures Florida would have a Capital in the shape of a dick and balls."

"Come at night. Bees like to fly around the tubs during daylight."