Tim Keely

"Where's the giant bearded dude gone?"

"Look out for the break dancing dudes. They rock."

"Never buy anything from the computer shop unless seriously discounted. Worst customer service EVER! The guy sux"

"Get Mayor Sham to give us beer in class"

"Don't smoke at the bus stop beeatch."

"If you want to know ANYTHING about computers, ask people here."