Dan Woods

"Come here early afternoon and pick up a milf"

"They play good music here."

"No smoking lounges."

"The morning crowd isn't too bad here... They know what they want and remember what they ordered... I'm one of them."

"Wait until after the sun crests the horizon, that's when the sorority girls are off their leashes..."

"This place has the worst customer service. Go to the airport instead."