Karatemike Patolino

"The best single-track trail around! Perfect for hiking, trail running or biking. Easy to navigate and dog friendly (as far as I know)."

"Don't park in the Pizza Hut lot. The scumbag tow drivers are quick."

"On October 11, 1910, Roosevelt took a four minute flight in a plane built by the Wright brothers, making him the first president to fly in an airplane."

"Teddy Roosevelt was the first American to win the Noble Peace Prize. In 1906, Roosevelt was awarded the Nobel Prize for his role of negotiator in the Russo-Japanese War."

"Best bagel place. Everrrrr."

"I live this place too"