Jeremy D'Apolito

"Don't get off the train. They won't let you back on..."

"Came in and had a Guinness. No AIDS. Not even HIV. Guess Sammy J needs to have a lil chat with Mr. Sammy..."

"Come on Tuesdays for cheaper fines! But leave any clothing that could be used as a weapon at home. They don't allow it here. Jerks."

"Real good mac n cheese."