Michael Smith

"The tall tables are no good for tall people. With your feet on the "footrest" your knees hit the table, and feet on the floor your shins hit the footrest."

"The seat is wet and smells like gold bond and shame"

"Its not free anymore"

"Please refrain from using the 'Add a photo' option for this venue."

"Cheapest gas this side of the Genessee"

"The best part about it is Walter doesn't know where it is."