Texas Cow Pie Girl

"when i spread my thighs, a child dies"

"Bad vibe, seem to hate us "foreigners" from over in Dallas. Get a better attitude, the prissy frigid woman at the counter was more interested in flirting with the men than providing customer service."

"Terrible service, rude strumpet of a woman a bad attitude about everything. The stuff was cheap and crappy too!"

"Her sour pigpen smell is enough to kill the hardiest of hardons"

"its my birthday buy me a lexus my sexy boyfriends!!!"

"in y car it smells like camel macchiato cuz I spilled one three yrs ago on and now hot days my car smells yummy"