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"Enjoy our complimentary air conditioning."

"B.Y.O. writing instrument."

"There is a BOWL of FREE CANDY at the register. And they'll let you use the public restroom if you ask politely. 2 more reasons to not go to Mood."

"A total shit-show: go if you must, but use the fire stairs to exit unless you want to wait 15 minutes for a 3-floor elevator trip."

"Best place in RF to buy a 'mom' gift. Or a sister, girlfriend, wife or auntie gift. Spend some time chatting up Val Lundgren, the proprietess: she's a sweetheart."

"just changed their weekend hours: don't go before 7:30am!"