Mike Hoffman

"Sandra is a terrific waitress! She's just the kind of gal I expect from a classic breakfast joint like this."

"I miss real New York bagels"

"The night clerk is a slowtard, but they have a free hot breakfast buffet."

"Don't fuck with John the bartender. He rocks this place."

"Give it up for the lobster bisque too! I'm not really the biggest seafood guy, buy I had it with a Caesar salad today... it was FANTASTIC."

"Noted by a guy I was in the elevator with: You NEVER have to wait for an elevator here! Government got something right!"