Alex Mitow

"Come for the cannoli, stay for the Godfather references your dining companion will invariably make."

"Come for the hipsters, stay because you're shocked there are still hipsters in Manhattan."

"Come for German food, stay once you realize it's Austrian."

"Come for a beer, stay for life."

"Come for Harry, stay till you meet Sally."

"Come for the beer, stay for the culture. No for real though their selection is retarded awesome!"