Victor Nguyen

"Skip the long lines at Starbucks. Come here instead!"

"Sit in the ferris wheel chair and get fucked up. You'll feel like you're on a real ferris wheel!"

"Peer into the window…the private lives of the denizens of Lego Corner will be presented before you…"

"Rub the magic leg lamp like Ralphie. Congratulations! You still have zero wishes."

"Put two quarters in Lethal Weapon 3. Pick C+C Music Factory (you'll see what I mean). EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!"

"Piss on Pac-Man! Power-up!"