Gerald Porter

"If you are doing TEE, we don't want to hear about your break up. In fact, we don't want to hear you at all. In face, we don't want to see you at all. Why are you here??? Go away!!"

"Tigerair sucks balls"

"Try not to feel like a pedo and let the skating take you over..."

"Be carful of the last mayor... She is a sneaky one and will steel your mayorships."

"Raspberry and white chocolate are the best. Don't bother with the other muffins:-)"

"Beware the dog."