Patrick Reilly

"Cash only! You're not lost, it's inside Chelsea market. Solid baristas, perfect pull on espresso, but they're working with lighter roast beans, which makes for a sweeter, greener tasting coffee."

"Try the budweiser/ leave as fast as you can combo."

"Best espresso in f-town"

"When visiting, always remember to punch Kevin in his crotchular region. Then tell him he's dumb and unattractive. Point and laugh. Extra pts if you videotape it and post on YouTube."

"Good coffee."