Michael O'Donnell

"Grab a flight of beers, 3 of them will cover their full beer list"

"Breaking down sucks, but if you're not drunk you get to ride in the front of the cop car"

"If you stay at the Clinton (the hotel next door) you get a free happy hour from 7 to 8 with unlimited drinks. The drinks are a little watered down but the price is right..."