Ariadne Eirene

"This is my bar, not yours. Jk. Come have fun, but don't."

"Get the sprouts and the piedmont fizz."

"Always fun."

"Meredith singleton is the best manager. She will always try her hardest to get you the masseuse you want and is very friendly and knowledgable!"

"Kali is the best bartender. She's no bullshit and good at what she does. Tip her well and she'll remember both YOU and your ORDER forever."

"If you don't order lentil soup, you're missing out! (make sure to use the lemon!)"