Laura Chaney

"Please don't try to make small talk with me in the locker room. I'm not here to socialize."

"Never go here or some asshole in the parking lot might try to run you over and you might drop your coffee and burn your hand while that jerk off just stares at you."

"Hostesses suck."

"So yummy and the portions are huge! Lo mein, eggrolls and wonton soup are my faves!!"

"Kevin is great! Delivers awesome messages. And the music is awesome!"

"Client services is an awesome department! So nice and hard-working. :)"