Tom Novak

"No need to ask for wifi. They use the free Airport Wifi."

"On Saturday night they play awful 80's Muzak that no one's heard of. I'm talking Rick Astley B-sides."

"Locals get 10% off. Make sure to bring your drivers license as proof."

"Best flowers in Austria!"

"Ask for a room ending in 11. Corner room, sweet view."

"If you have Code 33 it's 20% off if you eat at the bar."