Steve Outtrim

"Get the hang town fry omelette with the blue cheese bread as toast. Perfect for 1pm brunch waiting for the ferry"

"Order the chicken avocado sandwich and ask for grilled cheese. Best in the world, I mean it!"

"The grey goose citron is 30% less calories"

"You have to fill out a departure card. There are no signs saying this. They're on the wall."

"A very nice four seasons resort. Beachfront villa with its own pool was fantastic, very private and comfortable. The spa was excellent, I got a wonderful Balinese massage from Ariani"

"No alcohol - wifi is free if you ask for Clavo (password)"