Mr. Villa

"When you get your map check the time on the shows/exhibits... you can line them up and do one after the other instead of bouncing from one place to the next."

"If ur gonna wait 45min think about what you want before you get to the window or get ur ass back to the end of the line while you figure it out!"

"Istanbul was ConstantinopleNow it's Istanbul, not ConstantinopleBeen a long time gone, ConstantinopleWhy did Constantinople get the works"

"The back of the receipt from the HEB at Olmos has coupons for bath, dip and shots... way cheaper than petco or petsmart"

"Sundays dollar beer and watch out for the muffiN tops! Trust me! You don't wanna know compadre!!!!"

"If you order the chuleta kan kan make sure you don't have any heart conditions the pork chop has about 6oz of fat still on it, good but very greasy"