Johnny Depp

"It's Target. Which means it's great."

"The medium is mediumly large."

"I know someone that works here. . . Muhahahaha!!!"

"good sales are only on the jeans. . . That nobody wants. I want black."

"Oversmellming"

"Auntie Anne was grumpy. Read the receipt machine. She didn't follow the acronym. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"