Alex W.

"The fact that every server wears a red shirt reminds you that at any time they could be killed by the Gorn."

"Tuna bites are amaze-balls."

"Come before 11am on Saturday and tickets are a bargain at only $11 !"

"French crooning in the bathroom helps me relieve myself, fully."

"The bartenders are awesome. The patrons are assholes. The bread... The table bread and garlic butter is delicious."

"All three of the cold-ass gourmet popcorn flavors I've tried have sucked but at least they cost a thousand dollars."