Jacob Corbett

"This is jake, like from State Farm? Yeah I'm here all the time hmu."

"You've got to coming before noon. Game show channel with volume and the average age is 69. Totally different bar than at night."

"The beer and shot special every bar should have"

"SSo loud once the kids get there after school."

"Ask anyone there: I came for the tacos, and I stayed for the pineapple salsa."

"Yeah, I'll leave a tip: Grab truth by the knife blade and don't let go until you bleed the blood of beauty and chaos."