Ben Hanks

"Come see Gordo. Second Friday of every month."

"Amber and Laura. Can't be beat. Best bartenders around. Very beautiful. Very smart. Smiles that stop time. And all around awesome people."

"I'm the mayor beeotch. Best and hottest waitresses in town. Coolest staff. Great food. Cold beer. Awesome owners. Always hopping. Come join the Sunday morning hangover crew just before noon."

"Denise Barerra and the Stakers all rock. Say hi to Rachel at the front desk."

"Shithole."

"Spicy Shrimp Pasta. Get it!"