John Downey

"Check out indochine....the place has a beautiful back patio for the mellow at heart. And a raging d-floor indoor. Cold crown royal for all."

"The bartender on daddies island with great lettuce is the jester of tortuga. Such a winner"

"DONT DO IT!!!!! Check megans law website. You'll understand"

"If teds bartending steer clear. He beats cheeks on the reg. Plus some little asian will be at his bar. Said little asian man is mean."

"Hide yo kids hide yo wife"