Chas Pope

"Sometimes the doors out to SMU don’t open when you’re trying to access from outside (eg out of hours, public holidays)"

"When you’re queuing at the auto ordering machines you can really see how slowly people’s brain cells function"

"Staff are rather clueless."

"Be careful when getting taxis here… the access roads are confusing and drivers often miss the turnings"

"Rather a ramshackle wifi network"

"Excellent Japanese lunches… and the wines are pretty good too"