Flirzelkwerp

"Bring your own Bible - the Gideons haven't been here yet."

"I love this place! They actually have a posted rule that if you're looking for a locker and someone is dumb enough to put their stuff in it without locking it, you can move it!"

"If you have to wait more than ten minutes for your luggage, they let you ride the carousel for a lap!"

"John S, what are ya? Goofy? O'Hare DOES have a cell phone lot!"

"No more desserts! Wtf?!?!"

"If you have to wait more than ten minutes for your luggage, they let you ride the luggage carousel for a lap!"