Shane

"You know what John? I'm just going to show up with all my lights on and ride around your neighborhood, you could've asked nicely. Btw, nice picture... did you get a re-enlistment bonus for that? Nerd."

"Pretty much anyone who has left a tip here about Rangers is either out of shape, has never been in any SOC group, or watched too much A-Team."

"Occasionally you'll see a genius walking along the tracks, survival of the fittest!"

"If you try and steal from this house, there's a 99.978362677476178556432354% chance you won't pass the mailbox on your way out."

"Mess not with the Empress Claudia, for she is my sister. May the fire of 1,000 suns destroy your heart, should you choose to go against my word."

"You obviously came for putt-putt didn't you...? Well, I'm not stopping you... carry on."