David Barker

"the parking is dreadful but the chips are nice"

"try to avoid ne'er-do-well's"

"Chicken, crispy bacon and sweetcorn is the way to go. The waffles are amazing too. But it's so far away and only worth going on a Tuesday."

"They have free copies of Chase in there, which I write for sometimes."

"Want to know what's on? Check out www.rotherham.gov.uk/theatres/ My recomendation, Derek Achora!"

"They sell Monster, but not Lo-Carb Monster. You can also get For Goodness Shakes for about £1, they're quite tasty.Don't bother trying to go on a Friday night."