Jason

"The dealers make less then minimum wage. if you have a good run, and a good dealer, please tip accordingly.."

"Won't get fat here... Spoons are not provided!"

"Smokers on the patio... Please put your cigarettes in the provided ash trays and not throw them, all over the smoking patio. It looks trashy"

"Opening day today! 5/29/2012"

"Watch out for the rude girl who works in the back... She only rolled her eyes at me twice!"

"This party sucks!"