Ka Quantum

"Not very much stock here. Somewhat disappointing."

"Oh boy. Designer clothes and minimum wage employees."

"Expensive drinks. Rude and unhelpful waitresses. Mediocre food."

"This is the worst five guys I've ever been to. Not only did they get our order completely wrong, but the service was slower than we've ever had before, and its more expensive than others in the area."

"They offer free wakeup calls! Just be sure to leave the Do Not Disturb sign OFF your door. A nice Hispanic lady will come and knock on your door until you're awake, and for some time after as well."

"When it rains heavily, their credit card system goes down, and they'll give you your sammich for free."