JR Barber

"Worst return area ever. Slow! Better to pay a little more at Best Buy than deal with this."

"Joey is awesome bartender."

"They got dirty movies playing on the big screen."

"Don't blow on the eternal flame or you might extinguish it. Damn!"

"Don't have Michael make your drink or you'll fall down the stairs leaving."

"All these hoes in the hood trying to steal my mayorship from me.... Ain't gonna happen."