Dave Mosher

"1. Put your phone away and pay attention to your dog. 2. If your dog is being a bully, intervene. Now. 3. Don't bring squishy/chewy toys or food. 4. Human babies + big excited dogs = terrible idea."

"Vegetarian friendly, great prices, and BYOB (no corking fee, either). Oh, and delicious."

"Prepare to eat about five free chocolate-covered macadamia nuts upon entering. Very nice folks - ask questions and learn!"

"Visit the Wall of Shame for a good laugh (or ten)."

"Eggs Florentine. Don't second-guess yourself."

"This gym is $100 a year. Nuff said."