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"The rats here have been attacking people at night. They jump out of trees. Not squirrels, rats! Be careful if you are out walking after dark, especially if you have a small dog."

"There is a complete encyclopedia of smells stuck between the cushions. Dewey decimals be damned!"

"D4 caltrops"

"Be sure to handle the sacred relics if you need a cure for a pesky wart or tumor."

"Agility is a discipline."