Chris Norris

"Located in what used to be the meat packing district, Automatica offers up the best in artistic communal living, with breath taking views 3 bunks high at a cruising speed of 55mph."

"Fuck Portland music. Hard. Everything they don't have, GC does."

"Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey. He chews bees."

"Early? Food! wifi is shit...so is the AC(?)"

"things white people like #435 - driving subaru station wagons, or riding their bikes, to shop at new seasons."

"breakfast bagel. $2."