Julie McGuire

"Everybody screams at each other for no reason."

"Don't pet Cerberus while he's licking himself."

"Favorite night of the year with the best food if the year."

"Bill McGuire yells at his oldest daughter the entire time he is there."

"Teachers get a discount!"

"Put your weights back! Oh, and your shoes. I don't know who wears loafers to the gym but they don't belong there."