Tony Lovell

"Sweet baby religious figure. Pig roast with 16 (nominally serves 10) is a life experience. Your best Thanksgiving ever is crap, frankly."

"Prefer the Longfellow. This spring, watch for the return of Mr. Pudge, an endearingly unkempt and self-actualized sparrow in the little tree out front."

"When ordering eggs, go scrambled, as "1 egg" is 2.5 or so. Bacon is excellent"