Tedd Saunders

"This place never runs on time so don't worry about being late for your appointment."

"Would it be weird if I became the major here?"

"Beware of sakibomb splashes!"

"Look what happens when I let someone else be mayor...the roads get closed and samples get backed up!"

"Watch out for cannon balls and large crocodile!"

"Who is Melissa C.? I am the new mayor here!"