Chris Sawin

"Hands down best dirty martinis in the city."

"I'm not sure how "Philomena" sounds anything like "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" twice in a row; check your stub to make sure you were given the correct tickets."

"Slowest service at a food shop in the last year."

"If you ask what kind of sauce I'd like with my nuggets, GIVE ME THE SAUCE. 2 strikes, McyD's."

"If you plan on eating there's no room street level, don't bother. Upstairs seating is a lounge with awkward chairs and tables for eating."

"Check your bag before leaving. Didn't include honey mustard for nuggets. Who eats nuggets without sauce?"